squirt!

What is it with automatic faucets? The ones that don't work either have practically no flow, or you have to almost climb into the sink to get the sensor to register that you're waiting for water to come out. Then, they mount the faucet such that you end up touching everything and wondering why you're even bothering to wash your hands.

If the sink happens to be working correctly, it usually ends up spraying you all over and making you look like you've wet your pants. Then you get to deal with looking like an idiot in front of the automatic paper towel dispenser as you wave your hand in a frantic attempt to get a reasonable amount to dry yourself off.

I think they have secret cameras where they laugh at us. Yep.