Eek!

As many of you already know, I am convinced that Snuggle Bear (the fabric softener mascot) is evil. Nothing good ever came of talking dolls. Think about it: Teddy Ruxpin, Furby, CHUCKY. If you see me sometime soon, ask me to do my impersonation of this guy...

AVOID!

This place. They leased us our copy machine and are the biggest group of douchebags I have ever had the displeasure of doing business with.

Ask me to sing this for you sometime

Thinking about girls' camp makes me laugh, because some of the songs they taught us are pretty much ridiculous. Here are the lyrics to one of the songs:

I don't wanna get married, I'm havin' too much fun.
I don't wanna settle down with any certain one
I go with all the fellas, I treat 'em all the same
To marry one and leave the rest would be a dirty shame!

Don't wanna get hitched! Uh-uh
Don't wanna get hitched! Uh-uh
To marry one and leave the rest would be a dirty shame!

Ooooooh, I wanna get married; I wanna be a wife (wife, wife)
I'm sick and tired of this single life (life, life)
Tall, dark, and handsome
Short, skinny, or fat (fat, fat)
I wanna get married, and that's all there is to that (that, that)

As long as he is...
Loaded with money, money
Loaded with money
Loaded with money, money
Loaded with money
I don't care if he's short, fat, or tall
I don't care if he's not a man at all
I don't care if he's old and corroded
All I want is a man who is
Loaded with money, money
Loaded with money
Loaded with money, money
LOADED!