Global Warming

Global warming is apparently to blame for every kind of weather. Horrible winter with record rain and/or snowfall? Global warming. Dry winter with not nearly enough rain and/or snow? Global warming. Global warming gets blamed for tornados, hurricanes, floods, or the lack of the aforementioned phenomena.

I have therefore decided that I am going to blame everything else on global warming. Had to work late yesterday? Global warming. Social Network losing Best Picture to The King's Speech? Global warming. Tripped over my own feet? Global warming.

Yep, sounds good. :)