Ok, so this post isn't ACTUALLY about lawn gnomes, but it is about the light-up deer that many people have on their lawns for Christmas. Let me tell you what went through my head last night when I saw one of those things. Maybe I have seen too many horror movies...
I saw one of those deer with the moving heads (you know, it goes slowly side to side), and I half expected the head to just keep turning in a full circle before throwing up pea soup. Then, the lights near the eyes would light up red and the deer would start screaming, "Do you know what you DID? Santa Claus is NOT going to be happy." in that horrible Exorcist voice. Then, it would come to life like the hedges in The Shining and hunt me down until it can either trample me to death or electrocute me before turning carnivore and gnawing on my legs.
Yeah, I have a vivid (and scary) imagination.
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